Shocking news of a crime wave in nearby usually sleepy Great Fransham, just off the A47 between Swaffham and Dereham. Thefts and drug dealing have been reported in what you would think is the picture of Norfolk village idyll.
But what is this in the EDP on line today?
"Between February 23 and 24 a £450 galvanized 5 bar gate was stolen from Church Farm, while burgers ransacked a home in Beeston Lane between February 4 and 5, but stole nothing."
Surely they are not linking the affrays to any local fast food outlets!
The police are not only urging for help with past crimes, they also requests that any victim of a crime should always report the incident. To report a crime contact Norfolk Constabulary on 0845 456 4567 or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.
A reminder that 999 should only be used in emergencies.