Showing posts with label Pedlar of Swaffham. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pedlar of Swaffham. Show all posts

Friday, 21 May 2010

Bazaar Bag Ban



Swaffham's historic Saturday market is to stop the handing out of plastic bags with your purchases, in an initiative from Breckland Council and Advance Swafham, from May 29th 2010. 

Norfolk Tourism

The next step would be to ape Modbury in Devon, the first plastic bag free town, and Aylsham in Norfolk who went plastic free in 2008. Most plastic bags take decades to degrade in land fill sites, although Co-op degradable bags disappear in 3 years, with the supermarkets as keen to save money on free disposable bags as saving the planet.

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Docker's Duchess, Harbour Harlot, Cockley Cley Corpse Clue?



The investigation to solve the mystery of the headless female corpse found in Cockley Cley in 1974 has headed east to Great Yarmouth. Stories of a roaming lady around the docks area in the early part of the 70s, known to dockers and truckers as Duchess, may provide the key jigsaw piece to solve the crime. 
Profiling the water consumed by the exhumed body, from her unmarked grave in Swaffham two years ago, proved inconclusive. 
Thirthy six years ago the victim's badly decomposed headless body, concealed in weeds off the Cockley Cley Road near Swaffham, was found by a farm worker. She was wearing a pink frilled M&S nightdress and wrapped in a brown plastic sheet bearing the letters NCR, only six of which were made by a Scottish company between 1962 and 1968. The young woman seems not to have been missed by anyone and the identity of both victim and perpetrator remains unknown.

Thursday, 21 January 2010

New Norfolk Virtual Reality Resource


Heads up, and Norfolk Arms, to the new EDP/NCC VR museum highlighting this wonderful county. People and places, past and present, are presented in a peculiar preteen propitious passion.
Back to reality with toilets and time past tyrannies.
Two terrifying terms certain to curdle any council constituent's confidence are 'working group' and 'wider consultation'. Still, that's what was decided at the special meeting held in Swaffham to solve the toilet overspend. They will stay open in the meantime until a solution can be flushed out. Don't pan my puns, you're just pulling my chain.
Dragged up deposing Duma dictator's detailed drawings in the EDP today. An opportunity to rake up the past today as secret cold war Soviet maps of Norfolk are revealed from the Cambridge University Library. Norfolk has long been seen as a prime invasion point, remember The Eagle Has Landed? The village used in the film was actually Mapledurham in Oxfordshire.

Oh no, I've mention the war again. Sorry.

Monday, 4 January 2010

Normal for Norfolk

Insult or endearing acronymic idiom of our isolated idyll, NFN certainly doesn't sum up a whole county. Heads up then to bf1systems of Diss who, along with doing clever stuff for Formula 1 teams, now make a bespoke bicycle sold at Harrods with a price tag in the region of £25K!

Also, local employer STG Aerospace, an ever expanding Swaffham based firm, produce photoluminescent materials used to guide us to safety during aircraft electrical failure. Just goes to show there are brains in Norfolk outside the Big Canary City. But don't shout too loud, wouldn't want to start a stampede of businesses wanting talented staff who would like to live near stunning countryside like this. Shush, don't mention the stinging easterly wind or the mini icebergs in the sea!

Monday, 21 December 2009

Visit Swaffham

Can't get to Swaffham because of the snow? Take a quick tour at this BBC site with 360 degree views around the Butter Cross, which may need 10 seconds in the microwave to make it spreadable.

Thursday, 17 December 2009

The Pedlar of Swaffham

In the old days when London Bridge was lined with shops from one end to the other, and salmon swam under the arches, there lived at Swaffham, in Norfolk, a poor pedlar. He'd much ado to make his living, trudging about with his pack at his back and his dog at his heels, and at the close of the day's labour was but too glad to sit down and sleep. Now it fell out that one night he dreamed a dream, and therein he saw the great bridge of London town, and it sounded in his ears that if he went there he should hear joyful news. He made little count of the dream, but on the following night it come back to him, and again on the third night.
Then he said within himself, "I must needs try the issue of it," and so he trudged up to London town. Long was the way and right glad was he when he stood on the great bridge and saw the tall houses on right hand and left, and had glimpses of the water running and the ships sailing by. All day long he paced to and fro, but he heard nothing that might yield him comfort. And again on the morrow he stood and he gazed—he paced afresh the length of London Bridge, but naught did he see and naught did he hear.
Now the third day being come as he still stood and gazed, a shopkeeper hard by spoke to him.
"Friend," said he, "I wonder much at your fruitless standing. Have you no wares to sell?"
"No, indeed," quoth the pedlar.
"And you do not beg for alms."
"Not so long as I can keep myself."
"Then what, I pray thee, dost thou want here, and what may thy business be?"
"Well, kind sir, to tell the truth, I dreamed that if I came hither, I should hear good news."
Right heartily did the shopkeeper laugh.
"Nay, thou must be a fool to take a journey on such a silly errand. I'll tell thee, poor silly country fellow, that I myself dream too o' nights, and that last night I dreamt myself to be in Swaffham, a place clean unknown to me, but in Norfolk if I mistake not, and methought I was in an orchard behind a pedlar's house, and in that orchard was a great oak-tree. Then meseemed that if I digged I should find beneath that tree a great treasure. But think you I'm such a fool as to take on me a long and wearisome journey and all for a silly dream. No, my good fellow, learn wit from a wiser man than thyself. Get thee home, and mind thy business."
When the pedlar heard this he spoke no word, but was exceeding glad in himself, and returning home speedily, digged underneath the great oak-tree, and found a prodigious great treasure. He grew exceeding rich, but he did not forget his duty in the pride of his riches. For he built up again the church at Swaffham, and when he died they put a statue of him therein all in stone with his pack at his back and his dog at his heels. And there it stands to this day to witness if I lie.



Extract from The Project Gutenberg EBook of More English Fairy Tales