Friday 29 January 2010

Crab, pork and car crashes

With thanks to my North Norfolk and Central Eurasian correspondents, I can bring you crazy Cromer crab, perky porkie prozac and crazy car crash calling.
We know in Norfolk there is nothing better than a fresh Comer crab, especially during the Crab Festival in May, whereas the normally beef eating Argentinians are trying to promote pork, present president pushes pleasing procreation performance.
'Direct Line - I 've been involved in an accident', sometimes a telephone call can wait.

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